Smashwords Browsing Drinking Game

sw_vertical_colorTime for a drinking game! Because what goes better than internet shopping and booze, right? But hey, at least with this game you’ll just have some new books, and not necessarily a home gym. For this game turn off the Adult Content Filter but leave the covers on the book. And of course, please drink responsibly.

Browse through the home page on Smashwords.

Take a sip every time:

  • The book cover is a copied and pasted wreck that belongs on Lousy Book Covers
  • You find a Taboo erotica
  • A title makes your skin crawl

Take a shot every time:

  • The author expects you to pay $2.99 for a story less than 5,000 words
  • You check to see if the same book is also on Amazon
  • Every time you wish you kept the adult content filters on

 

Find any books worth sharing, either because they look bad or because they look good? Leave in the comments below.